A compilation of all of the fandom-related dreams I've written in my journal. Some people have asked me to make this, so sorry if this seems random xD

---August 7th, 2008---

OKAY. PEOPLE. I'M FUCKING SCARED AS HELL. I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP.

EVERRRRRR.

I HAD THIS REALLY WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT, AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, BUT IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT, I THINK MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

PEOPLE. BE PREPARED FOR CRACK.

SOUL.

WAS GOING OUT.

WITH CHRONA.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I HATE CRACK PAIRINGS, YET THIS ENDS UP IN MY HEAD. *twitchspasm*

THEY KISSED. IN MY DREAM. WHAT MAKES THAT SCARIER IS THAT I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE EYES OF SOUL. SGJBJSBGSGBSW. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP.

---August 19th, 2008---

The dream lasted all night, but felt like 5 minutes. So I was looking through the eyes of Soul again, and he was at some random birthday party which I can't recall who's, dressed in a suit (==w==). He was sitting at a table... eating Maka-shaped cookies. That tasted like vanilla. I can still remember the appearance of the cookie before Soul devoured it. It was Maka in her black cloak and usual uniform. The body was tiny, the face was tiny... but the hair was HUUUUUUGE.

Then Maka walks along in the dress she whore at the Shibusen celebration, staring at Soul as he ate the cookie. After he ate it, he looked at her for a second, but he decided he didn't care, grabbing another Maka-shaped cookie and starting to eat again. For some reason, this one changed to her in the dress. The hair was still HUMUNGOUS. Maka's like:

"... Can I join you?"

And Soul's all:

"I don't give a crap."

So all of a sudden, I change to Maka's perspective. She sit's down, grabs a cookie, and GUESS what it's shaped like... Ya. Soul. Except THIS one was him in some weird gangster uniform. The hardly-visible jeans on the small body were torn at the knees, and the shirt was black with a leather jacket hanging over his shoulders. And then there was a hat instead of his headband. It was this weird, gray-ish, beanie hat that looked sorta like a burae (sp?) which had gone through a lawn mower. I woke up after Maka took a bite out of the humungous, chocolate-flavored head. What scared me the most was...

I still had the taste of chocolate in my mouth when I woke up. o-o

---August 20th, 2008(2)---

Not much really, but this Soul Eater dream scared the crap out of me o-o

I had it like, 4 days ago, I think. ANd this is all I can remember...

It was night time, and I was swimming in some random pool. (I think it was the pool from the movie Species? o-o) All of a sudden, I turn around, and Maka and Soul are there, glaring at me, but Iunno why. Maka pushes me into the corner of the pool, punches me, and Soul proceeds to continuously dunk my head into the water to drown me. Some time into that, I woke up.

Wut.

... Maybe I caught them makin' out in thur or something. ;D

Butyyaaaaaa.

I had this 4 second long dream last night that Soul was raeping me or sumthin'. But you can't raep the willing, so Iunno.

---August 27th, 2008(2)---

First dream... I was child Medusa, running around and slaughtering people with, you guessed it, a lead pipe. I expected to have that dream earlier, actually, butya xDDD

Second dream... I was at the Ex with Soul. HA. I KNEW I`D HAVE SOME DREAM LIKE THAT XD Butya... my friend 666em-chan666 was kinda replaced with Soul, and she hates rides, so, since Soul replaced her, he was afraid of them, too. He was all "But I dun lyk big rides D8 I know that`s not cool, but I dooooon`t D8". All the time he was complaining, I was laughing hysterically while pulling him onto ride after ride after ride. xD

Funniest part of the dream was where we went into the haunted house and Soul was scared shitless, even though everything was so fake and crappily done. Ahahaha.

---September 23rd, 2008---

Another dream of Soul Eater. Oh, wait, no. This time it was a nightmare.

With slight comedy in the background x-x

I guess this dream kinda rose up from me thinking about Atsushi and his lack of SoulxMaka-ness in the last five to ten or so chapters

So... I'm basically switching between being Soul, Maka, and a random camera thing floating around during this dream.

It starts off with me as Maka. She's wandering down a hallway in the castle, holding Soul in weapon form, and they're walking... and walking...

all of a sudden, a random weirdo enemy-dude, (Like, one of those mutating Henchmen guys they thought Kilik was, except WAY more mutated) sprints around the corner, and

HOLYSHIT.

HE CUT OFF A PIECE OF THE SCYTHE. (like, a quarter or so of the pole) GAH. WHAT.

Soya. Blood starts fucking SPEWING out of the scythe, and all you can hear is Soul's screams of AGONY.

Maka(Me) is freakin' out at this point, wildly swinging Soul around and managing to kill the fucking thing. It dies and withers away, kinda like The Wicked Witch of The West from Wizard of Oz.

So the enemy's dead, and Soul turns into human form, falling to the ground, screaming in pain. Because

his left leg is gone, and there is blood spilling out like no tomorrow. Woah.

You know what my stupid brain decides to do at this point?

It switches me over to Soul.

And you know how my brain makes me feel pain in my dreams?

Yaaaa...

I'm not afraid of giving birth anymore. 'Nuff said.

So I'm Soul, without a leg, holding onto Maka for dear life while she's bawling her eyes out, not knowing what to do.

And then Tsubaki, Black Star, Kid, and the Thompson sisters come in. I guess this would sorta be the comedic part of this dream. These are their reactions:

Black Star: Sees Soul and starts projectile vomitting in the corner.

Tsubaki: Hyperventilating

Liz: Screams and runs away.

Patty: Laughing nervously.

Kid: "I knew Soul wasn't symmetrical... BUT NOW THIS? D8" And he just goes into depression-mode.

By this point I'm the random floating camera, and I'M even freaking out. The dream kinda goes on like that for about two minutes, and Kid finally decides to stand up.

You remember his majeekal limb-healing power in chapter 53? So very convenient.

So Kid heals Soul's leg (which comes out of nowhere), and Soul just like, passes out.

And then I woke up. I couldn't feel my left leg. I was hobbling around the house for about half an hour with tears in my eyes.

Talk about scarring. x-x;

---September 24th, 2008---

Well, this dream was actually from a while ago. I was supposed to post it up here a week earlier, but I kinda forgot about it in all the crap that's been taking up my time.

It was a LONG dream, but only like, half of the dream was about Soul Eater xD;

Basically, my story took place in this never-ending MALL. I was there with my mom and dad and we were wandering around and crap...

in the middle of my dream, I ask my mom "Hey, can I go to the Anime Con that we saw earlier? 8D" and my mom's like "Fine."

All of a sudden, I'M IN A SOUL COSPLAY OUTFIT. WOAH.

So I run down this never-ending hallway and finally find the convention. The room the convention is in is like, inside, but outside at the same time. Iunno. I entered the room and all of a sudden, OUTSIDE.

Soya, I go in... and then I realize that I don't have any money. So I can't get into the building (There was a seperate building IN the building to get into the con o-o; ) where the Dealer's Room and shitz is, but I can hang around outside. There's this HUGE line-up of cosplayers waiting to buy tickets. (I mean like, larger than the Anime North line) So I'm walking around, being all Soul-like and stuff...

and no one knew who I was D8

Some people would come up to me and go "Hey, nice cosplay, can I take a pic?" and I'd be all,

"OKAI <333"

They'd take the picture, and they'd be like "So what anime are you from?"

and I'd be all "._____."

Near the end of my dream, I RANDOMLY find a Soul Eater Photoshoot by this weird fountain thing, and for some reason, there was a LOT OF MAKAS, AND NO FRICKEN SOULS.

So all the Makas were like "OHMYGAWSH IT'S SORU... CHAN <33333"

And I was all "OHMYGAWD MAKA LEARNED KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU. SHITZ DDDDDD:"

And then they all glomped me. And my dream ended.

I think I'm on crack. Or I just REALLY want to go to a convention. ;-;

---October 15th, 2008(2)---

So... in this dream, I was at school for Awards Night/Honor Roll, and I'm sitting at a table with my mom, and we're having fun and stuff, and all of a sudden...

I SEE SHINIGAMI-SAMA SITTING AT ANOTHER TABLE.

I'm gawking at him at he's talking with the other people at the table (I don't remember who they were), and when I finally get back to my senses, my mom goes:

"Marta, what are you staring at? o-o"

And I'm like:

"BUT... *points* I KNOW THAT GUY DDDD8"

And she's all

"Well it's not polite to point >I"

So Awards night goes on with me glancing and gawking over at Shinigami-sama half the time, and at the end...

he gets up, glides over to me and he's like

"Congratulation, little one :3 Hey wait...

AREN'T YOU MEDUSA?"

I was like "O____O"

I looked down, and sure enough...

I WAS CHILD MEDUSA.

So I was all "Ohshit." and he Shinigami-chopped me, which sent the chair and myself a few meters into the ground.

And then I woke up and had a migraine. Ow.

AND MY PWNFUL SECOND DREAM~

Okay, so, all the Soul Eater people are at this random dance club party thing, where the techno music makes you deaf for three days, and the lights are flashing continuously, which make you all blind. I'm myself in this dream, thankfully.

And get this.

I went over the the table with all the refreshments and shit...

AND SPIKED THE PUNCH.

Not just some little shit.

I PUT ENOUGH VODKA AND CRACK IN THERE TO KILL 5 HORSES.

At the VERY MOMENT I finish spiking the punch, EVERYONE at the party is like "Hey, I'm thirsty : DDDD"

So within ten minutes, ALL the punch is gone.

I think Liz died, because I don't remember seeing her after that in my dream. And Patty. D;

So now, since I'm the ONLY sane one left at the party, I'm wandering around to see what everyone's up to.

-Kidd is in the fetal position, muttering about symmetry in the corner.

-Spirit and Stein are on stage singing "Guy Love" from Scrubs. (WOAH.)

-Tsubaki is bleeding from the mouth on the floor.

-Black Star thinks he's a cat (LOLOLOL COINCIDENCE.)

-Medusa's doing the chicken dance on the floor

-Blaire's streaking (Though I don't think she drank any punch)

And DRUMROOLLLLL~

SOUL AND MAKA ARE MAKIN' OUT IN ANOTHER CORNER. YEYAH.

When I see them I'm all ;DDD and walk over.

I'm all like "Hai there gaiz |3333"

They totally ignore me, so I just watched for a few minutes, 'cause dream me is more of a perv than myself in real life. (Maybe not. Iunno |D)

And my dream sorta ends when Soul's shirt dissapeared. Ya, it got that intense~

---November 3rd, 2008---

I'm not... really sure what happens in the dream. I remember being Soul, and the three main teams (You know, Maka/Soul, BS/Tsubaki, DTK/Thompson Sisters) going on this weird pilgrimage

THROUGH THE FUCKING ANTARCTIC. O-O

And they were talking Japanese the whole time... (Kinda like Kibi's dream, where they're talking random gibberish that SOUNDS like Japanese, but I don't understand a thing they're saying. Though I remember Maka starting to fight with Soul using the lyrics from Mauve-Iro no Sympathy. They weren't SINGING, but they were arguing with each other all "MO'OKU, KIRONO, FUKA IORU >I" and I highly doubt that's correct spelling or whatever, but it's what I hear. I found it amusing when I woke up xD)

UNTIL they reach this one frozen lake (or something...) and everyone's all afraid to step on the ice 'cause it might break. And then Maka's all "Guys, we're in the middle of the Antarctic, there's no worries : DDD" and steps on the ice. No, it didn't break...

UNTIL BLACK STAR DECIDES TO BE A STUPID ASS.

He's all like "Hey, why don't we check by throwing something big on the ice to see if it breaks 8D" So he takes this MASSIVE ROCK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and whips it onto the ice.

And whattaya know? The ice starts breaking.

All you see is the ice start cracking under Maka's feet, and me (Soul) lunging towards her all like "SHIT, MAKAAAA" and then she DISSAPEARS.

And I woke up.

Five minutes after I fall asleep, and the dream continues.

The dream gets so fucked up, I hardly remember what happens. It was like Soul Eater got mixed with Naruto or something. Like, this guru frog appeared and told Soul that Maka could still be alive at the bottom of the lake (HOW? O-O) and he could save her by using sage powers (I forgot what the stuff is called xD; ), and then I don't remember what happens after that. Ya.... xD

---December 1st, 2008(2)---

So, this one I vaguely remember, so the explanation won't be long D;

This one took place when Soul was like... 20 years old or something. Get ready for this.

...

He was the father...

...

of Tsubaki's child.

...

O---------O

There is something very wrong with my brain. Apparently my inner self finds happiness with Crack Pairings ;---;

SOANYWAY. They lived in this really BIGASS mansion thing with some hidden escape route in the basement.

And Iunno why this was, but...

HANCOCK WAS AFTER THE CHILD.

HANCOCK, OF ALL PEOPLE. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING IN THIS DREAM DDD:

Soanyway, Hancock is like, circling their house, waiting for them to just give up the child before he shoved Tsubaki's head up Soul's ass (I'm not even kidding, he yelled that in my dream like, 5 times D8 )

So Soul tells Tsubaki to run with the child through the escape route. And she's all "BUT SOUL, YOU-" and then he gives her this confident look that shuts her up, and he's all

"I can handle this >I" So she nods and goes running for the basement. When she dissapears witht he child, Soul goes outside...

AND STARTS FLYING.

OKAY. SO APPARENTLY HE HAS THE SAME POWERS AS HANCOCK.

And then all I really remember was that they were calling each other a bunch of names.

But then Hancock said something, and Soul just kinda looked at him, gritting his teeth, and he's like,

"Call me uncool... ONE more time..."

Hancock smirks and he's like "Unco-"

And then I woke up.

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. NO ONE SAYS SOUL ISN'T COOL. D<


Soya, on with the next dream :3333

Some of my friends have heard me making this up a while ago, and the were like "Marta, you have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? D; " And then...

I DREAMT ABOUT IT. LIKE, YESTERDAY <333

This is probably my favorite dream by far out of all of my weirdo ones.

You know why?

ALL THE SOUL EATER CHARACTERS MADE A BAND.

A REAL BAND. AND THEY BECAME FAMOUS. LIKE, MORE FAMOUS THAN QUEEN <3333 Even though it was one of those bands that sang songs already made by other bands... Yaaaa xD

So here's what the setup was:

Maka sang/played guitar (Depends of it's a guy/girl singing to original song),

Soul sang/played guitar (Again, depends. If there was piano in the song, he'd sing and play piano ;D)

Kidd played Bass Guitar.

Black Star played DRUMS.

And then everyone else was extras.

Like, Tsubaki played Cello, Liz was the violin, Patty was usually some random Percussion Instrument (Like, the Triangle, or Maracas, or Bongos, you know, that cheesy stuff), aaaand I don't remember anyone else being in the band xD

Seriously. A lot of songs played in my head for me to know these things D;

Some of the songs that I remember them playing were I'm So Sick by Flyleaf, Hide by Red, and All The Small Things by link 182 xDD

But I loved the two last songs. The second last was Day Old Hate by Dallas Green, which was like, Soul's solo. He sat on a stool on stage, with an acoustic guitar, and he sang. (There's piano in the song, too, but not a lot, so it was either recorded beforehand, or Maka or someone was playing it backstage xD). I was myself in the dream, in the front row of the concert, and I swear to God, I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT.

Can you imagine seeing Soul play/sing that song? D8 If you haven't heard of it, GO LISTEN TO IT, NOW. I love that song so much now, JUST because of this dream ;A;

The ending was so sad, too. D; The last line was "The things we do... just to... keep ourselves, a-alive..." and a single tear slid down his cheek and the lights faded out.

AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, KIBIKON, YOU WERE IN THIS FUCKING DREAM. YOU WERE THERE WITH ME, AND AFTER THAT SONG, WE WERE BOTH LIKE, HUGGING EACH OTHER AND SOBBING RIVERS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

And then it took them a few minutes to set everything back up on stage again, which gave everyone time to stop their tears and shit.

AND GET THIS.

LAST SONG.

THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES.

SPIRIT (WTF?) SINGING, KID BASS, BLACK STAR DRUMS, AND OF COURSE

SOUL ON GUITAAAAAR ;D

DAMN, HE REVVED THAT THING LIKE A LAWNMOWER <333

And every single time it was a guitar solo (which is like, almost all the time), he'd stand at the front of the stage RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND KIBI, and have this expression all like "Ohya. I'm just that awesome."

Soya. The song finished real quick, and Soul suddenly decided to sit at the edge of the stagr and start giving autographs out. AND GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM?

THAT'S RIGHT. ;DDDDD

So he plops down on the edge of the stage, looks at us, smirks, and he's all "'Sup?" AND ME AND KIBI BURST OUT INTO SQUEELS.

So we somehow ended up persuading him to autograph our bras, and we got to sit next to him while he gave everyone else autographs.

Aaaand my dream ended not long after that.

I LOVED THAT DREAM SO MUCH. GAH. NO ONE SHALL BE ABLE TO BEAT THIS DREAM OF EPICNESS. <33333

---December 16th, 2008---

I don't really know HOW the hell this started, but for some reason, Maka had a private tutor who was teaching her the concepts of music and shit (Maybe for the piano? xDDD).

He was a guy.

Well, supposed to be.

BECAUSE HE SUDDENLY RIPPED OFF HIS MASK TO REVEIL AN UGLY OLD LESBIAN WOMAN WHO WANTED TO RAPE MAKA.

SHIIIIIT. DDDD:

SO throughout almostall of this dream, Maka's like, trying to run away from this crazy old bag as she screams really scary things. Things I will not repeat. Partly because I can't remember. Partly because you don't want to hear what she said.

SO, near the end of this dream, the old bag is like "WHY DO YOU RUN FROM MEEEE DDDD8"

And Maka's like "BECAUSE I'M NOT A LESBIAN, LET ALONE TURNED ON BY SOME OLD BITCH LIKE YOU DDDD8"

And the lesbian's like "BUT I CAN MAKE YOU A LESBIAN. AND MAKE YOU TURNED ON. SO WHY NOOOOOT?" (LSDBKSBFLB:VDSB)

And then Maka's all stuttery like: "Um... uh... becaaauuuse... *Ping* I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. YA. A BOYFRIEND."

And the bitch is like "And who would that be?"

And then Maka's kinda stuck again, looking for an excuse.

AND THEN SOUL COMES IN ON HIS MOTORCYCLE.

"ME, BITCH. MAKA, GET ON." And Soul's blushing like a fucking tomato. So Maka hops on the bike (No, not his dick. I know you were all thinking it. I KNOW YOU WEEERRREEE.

... Weren't you...?) And they ride off into the sunset. YAAAAY.

Ya. My dream ended there. Crazy, crazy dreams.

---January 1st, 2009---

my dream takes place in my high school. I think my brain decided to skip the prologue of this story, because I started off wandering the halls of my school...

holding hands with the Joker.

I was dating him.

WHAT. THE FUCK.ingawesomecrapisthisthatmymindhasmusteredup?

I don't really know what's going on as the beginning of this dream happens. We're walking, and the halls are pretty much deserted (Either it's after school hours, or I'm skipping. OHSHIT.), and the Joker is making cracks about blowing shit up and dumping bodies into lakes, and I'm laughing along with him.

And then WHO do we meet when we round the corner of the hallway?

A very.

Angry.

Soul.

He comes stomping towards us, his hands in fists, and he screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?!"

So apparently I was cheating. On Soul. I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME D:

So anyway, Soul screams this, and then Joker lifts his arms up, mocking innocence and says "What? What am I doing? I can't have a little chaT... with my frienD?"

Soul's face gets redder and he's like "Really? So apparently to you, chatting is locking lips?"

Joker: "Gasp! Whatever do you mean? D:"

Soul: *points at my mouth*

I stare at him for a second, and then I wipe my mouth with my fingers...

Red paint. Ohshit. Wut? (Fuckyoudream,andskippingthegoodparts.Fuck.)

Me: "... My lipstick smudged... a LOT... when I was eating my lunch..."

And of course, Soul knows I don't wear make-up. EVER.

So his face gets redder and his eyes start to twitch.

And then you know what happens?

Joker slams Soul against a locker, a knife already in hand, pressed against the inside of Soul's mouth. OOOOHSHIT.

Joker: "You know... I really don't like that attitude. Not. One. Bit. So...

let's put a smile on that face~"

Aaaand I woke up. Thank the fucking lord. My screwed up mind would have probably switched me over to Soul just as Joker cut his cheeck open...

*shivers*

Ya. I'm just... scarred. For life. Just... ya....

---July 7th, 2009---

So basically, this dream starts off at my school, on the very last day. So apparently, the last school day was NOT before exams, but AFTER, on the following Monday. And, as a school tradition, the student council holds an event called... the Big Event xDD

The event takes up half of the day, after first and second period (We have four periods each semester, keep in mind), and it's basically a huge barbecue with bouncing castles and a mechanical bull set up on the field. (Yes. I mechanical bull. And a bouncing castle. At a high school.)

SO ANYWAY, my dream takes place during the big event. I'm alone on the feild, searching for my friends which magically POOFED away, and for some reason...

I'm cosplaying Tifa o-o (I'm thinner in this dream. GAH. I hate dream!Me xDD)

So, I'm looking for my friends for how long, I don't remember, WHEN SUDDENLY someone grabs my shoulder and flips me around. This person says:

"HEY TIFA. YO MA- You're not Tifa... Heyyy ;D"

When I finally realize who it is, I FREAK OUT.

BECAUSE IT'S FAUKING RENO <33333

So, from what I remember of this dream, I said something along these fangirlish lines:

"OMG RENO. I LOVE YOUR MULLET. CAN I RAPE YOU? <333"

There's a slight pause, as if Reno is thinking about something, and he says:

"I don't think that's possible, sweetheart D; "

Me: *tears in my eyes* "But... why noooot? ;0; "

Reno: "Because you can't rape the willing D; "

All I remember after that is SPAZZING OUT and then he was gone. Like, seriously, it's like my mind forgot a portion of the dream, and suddenly I was walking around the feild searching for my friends again ;---;

So, anyway, on to the next portion of this dream xD

Again, after searching for my friends, I see ANOTHER FFVII character. (Get ready for more crack)

I see this person, and I'm like "... HOLYSHIT. IT'S KADAJ."

Yes. Fucking KADAJ.

So anyway, he looks up to where I am, giving me this expression of pure HATE and killing intent...

AND HE SUDDENLY BURSTS OUT INTO THE BRIGHTEST SMILE EVER.

"OHHAI. Nice Tifa cosplay : D"

Me: "LOLTHNX. Hey, you need to meet my friend Em. She thinks you're... AWESOME : D" ( 666em-chan666 is OBSESSED with him xD)

Meanwhile, all of the buses are piling into the bus area (We have like, 60 buses, because the school is in the middle of nowhere)

"Oh... I think she's on her bus now..."

And it turns out we're at the VERY end of the football feild, FAR away from where the buses are.

And Kadaj says the weirdest thing.

"Oh, that's fine. Hop on my back and I'll give you a piggyback there : DDDD"

Me: "... OKAI"

AND I HAVE TO SAY, IF THIS DREAM WAS REAL, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST EPIC PIGGYBACK RIDE EVAR.

KADAJ RUNS LIKE A FUCKING CHEETAH .O.

So, we get to the bus stop within a matter of seconds, and I direct Kadaj into the bus lane where Em's bus is. We get to the window of the bus where Em usually sits.

"OH I SEE HER... but the window is too high D: "

Kadaj: "Then get on my shoulders :3"

...

And I do xDDD

So I'm sitting on Kadaj's shoulders swimming pool style and tap on Em's window. She was sleeping or something while waiting for the buses to leave, so when she looks up, she has NO IDEA what's going on.

Em: "... Wha? When did you get so tall? D:"

I point down below me, and she looks...

A strange Bugs-Bunny-Style scene occurs xDDD

It was literally like she shoved a flare down her pants. She started bouncing up and down the bus, against the ceiling and floor, before crashing through her window and landing on Kadaj. xD

So, some crazy fangirling ensues, with Kadaj going OMGWTFBBQ, while I'm standing beside them laughing my ass off.

SUDDENLY.

(My favorite part of my dream <3)

SOMEONE leans on my shoulder. This person says the OLDEST pickup line ever made.

"Hey... nice legs. When do they open?~"

I look up, and it's RENO.

And apparently Dream!Me is a smooth talker, and my mind came up with the most awesome comeback xD

"Depends... you're the manager ;D"

8DDDDD

But... right after I say this, DRAMA ENSUES.

I look down the buslane... and guess who I see? D:

EM'S BOYFRIEND DDDDDDD:

He stand there, looking totally shocked, and says "... Em?"

AND MY DREAM ENDS.

MY ALARM WOKE ME UP.

WTFWTFWTF.

Soyeah. My mind is fucked up. But I love it xDDD

---July 10th, 2009(3)---

The first dream was of multiple anime, and all I can really remember is that I was Ed Elric from FMA, and all of MY favorite anime guys were vampires (Except Reno. He wasn't there ;o; Also, no, not the SPARKLY TWITARD vampires. I mean actual fucking vampires xD), and I was mourning over my grandmother's death, who had apparently died from a heart attack while inside her house... which was on fire o-o; (I BET IT WAS MUSTANG. STUPID BETCH xD)


The SECOND dream was of... *drumroll* FFVII. xD The dream starts off with me, my bro, and my dad driving in our green SUV. The weird thing about this dream is that... I'm in a Yazoo cosplay, and my bro is in a Kadaj cosplay O-O (Apparently we were going home after a con)

So, as we're driving, the car SUDDENLY FALLS APART UNDER US. We end up trying to catch a ride for like 5 minutes, but everyone who passes by drives away in either confusion of our cosplays, or fear (Because Yazoo and Kadaj will KILL JOO.)

After these five minutes, my dad's all "Let's rebuild it", and we're all "... Buh", but end up trying anyway. Stupid thing is that we're trying to fix the car with STICKS. I don't even remember much about that xD;

Suddenly, after god knows how long, a huge hummer pulls up beside us, and the dude is all "LOOK LIKE YOU FOO'S NEED SOME HELP." GUESS WHAT. IT'S BARRET. xDDD

Soyeah, instead of accepting his offer, my bro kills Barret with his... fake Kadaj sword o-o; ... and we end up stealing the hummer xD

And all I remember about the rest of this dream is that we stopped at some Wal-Mart for a piss break and I got mauled by fangirls in the women's restroom xDDD


My FINAL dream is very, VERY vague. The only thing I remember about this one is that I was playing a new FFVII PSP game through the eyes of Cloud, and I was in some dark cave with Reno, who all of a sudden was all like "OHSHIT DOOD. IT'S SCARY IN HERE. PROTECT ME, CLOUD, DAZOTTOOO." and proceeded to hide behind Cloud as he tried to find a way out. WTF. xD


... YAY DREAMS. : DDDDD

---July 16th, 2009(3)---

I had this first dream about 5 days ago, and I couldn't remember for the life of me the details of this dream, even right after I woke up xD; All I really remember is that Reno and Rude were at some bar having a Tequila Shot Contest, but for some reason, Reno's shot-glass was twice as big as Rude's. And he still won. I don't remember how many shots, but he was fucking DRUNK after that. xDDD


The second one kind of freaks me out, because I'm not into this fandom at all. o-o; For some reason, I was this 30-or-so-year-old business woman at some weird gypsy fair... thing, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, FUCKING ROXAS FROM KINGDOM HEARTS 2 COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS ATTACKING ME. I don't even PLAY KH2 D: (I started reading the KH manga, but I'm not even up to the part with Roxas in it o-o), and after a bit with me running around, Organization XIII starts trying to stalk me down, AND THEN I MAGICALLY HAVE POWERS THAT ALLOW ME TO FLY AND SHOOT LAZERS OUT OF MY EYES. The last thing I remember is me running into a gypsy tent and looking at a mirror with my 30-year-old self, which was pretty... weird o-o;


The last one was a bit more specific, I guess. I remember that I was at my sister's new house, living with her soon-to-be-husband Eric, and we were in her backyard with my family and Eric's parents, sitting at a wooden picnic table having lunch. I remember sitting at this table, playing my PSP... which happened to have a random FFVII CGI cutscene playing on the screen o-o Cloud was like, riding down the highway on his amazingeringering motorbike (Which I just found out from DoC that it's name is Fenrir. LOLZ.), and he was getting attacked by these random monsters, and all of a sudden, he yelled out "DAZOTTO", AND THE TURKS CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE IN THEIR HELICOPTERS AND SHOOT THE CRAP OUT OF THE MONSTERS. WAT.

So, after watching this random cutscene thing, I look up to see everyone staring at me strangely, but I just smile and go "LOLZ I'M COSPLAYING.", and they asked me who I was cosplaying, and I was all

"LOLZ. RENO : DDD"

._____.

Soyeah, I was cosplaying Reno and watching a CGI FFVII cutscene. With Reno in it. Holyshit. D:

Anyway, after a few minutes, everyone gets used to my weird cosplay, and we start talking about something... don't know what. And then, SUDDENLY, Eric comes running out of his house holding a hunting knife he made (That's his job. He's the owner of a huge knife-makers' guild xD), chasing down a weasel. The weasel hops onto the picnic table, and plays dead, like the weasel's in Ice Age (Just watched the third movie xD), and we were all "LOLOLOL *poke*"

And for some reason, the dream skips to me, still in my Reno cosplay, walking around town with my sister. I see a SHITLOAD of people staring at us, and I'm like "LOL. This is awesome : D"

But then, some random dude came up to me and started like, hitting on me. I'm in a guy cosplay... chest wrapped... and the guy's hitting on me o-o

Anyway, I bitch-slapped him, and kept walking, but then, a bunch of OTHER guys start walking up to us. But not with the intent of flirting with us D:

They literally start, like, ATTACKING my sister, who runs screaming down the street, while I chase them, yelling "WTF STOP DOODZ. SONOFABETCH. DDDDD<", and somehow we end up back at her house.

She runs inside, and all of a sudden, these weird, tiny robots-made-of-wood start marching out of the house and throwing knives at the guys trying to get inside.

And... that's all I remember. My alarm woke me up D:

... Crazy-ass dreams. I blame summer break.